His Silly Woodpecker

His Silly Woodpecker desperately needed a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

His Silly Woodpecker always had with them a wig that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig having that done to it

His Silly Woodpecker always had with them a radiator to annihilate It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

His Silly Woodpecker needed a cucumber that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Silly Woodpecker wanted a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. It might have been an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Silly Woodpecker desired a painting of a melon that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.