A Square Woodpecker

A Square Woodpecker had a teapot to sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot of all things.

A Square Woodpecker owned a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A stapler is the thing to choose.

A Square Woodpecker owned a big sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge of all things.

A Square Woodpecker desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Woodpecker desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A sword of all things.

A Square Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.