Her Determined Woodpecker

Her Determined Woodpecker wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Her Determined Woodpecker desired a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A condom is the thing to choose.

Her Determined Woodpecker desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Determined Woodpecker desperately looked for a set square to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen item.

Her Determined Woodpecker wanted a cheese grater to share. It would be a curious action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Determined Woodpecker had a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.