Confused Woodpecker

Confused Woodpecker needed a teapot that they would sleep with. This could be considered an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Woodpecker carried a bottle of beer that they would eat. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Confused Woodpecker craved for a bag of poop that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Confused Woodpecker always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Confused Woodpecker searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Woodpecker found a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.