The Blue Woodpecker

The Blue Woodpecker searched for a little monkey to put on his head. It is considered to be a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Woodpecker always had with them a ball that they would worship. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Woodpecker carried a tomato that they sometimes smash. It should have been a peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato of all things.

The Blue Woodpecker looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Blue Woodpecker always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.