My Blue Woodpecker

My Blue Woodpecker had a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. It is a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Blue Woodpecker had a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Woodpecker desired a cup that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a cup being the thing opted for.

My Blue Woodpecker desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

My Blue Woodpecker searched for a porno magazine to drop. It was an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Woodpecker searched for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.