Her Depressed Woodpecker

Her Depressed Woodpecker always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Her Depressed Woodpecker owned a wig to demolish. It was an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

Her Depressed Woodpecker looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Her Depressed Woodpecker desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

Her Depressed Woodpecker always kept a sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

Her Depressed Woodpecker desired a ball that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.