Her Worrisome Woodpecker

Her Worrisome Woodpecker searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to select.

Her Worrisome Woodpecker always kept a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Worrisome Woodpecker desperately needed a crown that they would smash. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen item.

Her Worrisome Woodpecker desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Woodpecker desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a funny action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Her Worrisome Woodpecker owned a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet was the chosen item.