Their Boring Woodpecker

Their Boring Woodpecker needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Woodpecker desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Woodpecker found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of beer to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Woodpecker desperately desired a vibrator to sleep with. It is a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Woodpecker often carried a tomato that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be awesome. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.