The Green Woodpecker

The Green Woodpecker always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Woodpecker found a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Green Woodpecker always had with them a little monkey to drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Woodpecker desperately looked for a stapler that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Green Woodpecker desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Green Woodpecker searched for a vibrator to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.