His Depressed Viper

His Depressed Viper craved for a cheese grater that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Viper desperately craved for a computer that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a computer was the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Viper desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. This seems a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Viper always carried a spade to demolish. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Viper often carried a spade that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

His Depressed Viper desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.