Her Cheerful Viper

Her Cheerful Viper desperately desired a cup that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Her Cheerful Viper wanted a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought it was fun. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Viper desperately desired a helmet to worship. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Viper always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Cheerful Viper desired a can of coke that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Cheerful Viper often carried a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.