The Horny Viper

The Horny Viper carried a wig that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Horny Viper searched for a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Horny Viper found a teapot that they would often smash. It is a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Viper desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Viper looked for a computer to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

The Horny Viper desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.