Her Eccentric Viper

Her Eccentric Viper always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Her Eccentric Viper desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Her Eccentric Viper desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Viper always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Viper desperately desired a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Eccentric Viper desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.