The Depressed Viper

The Depressed Viper always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Viper searched for a condom that they would occasionally throw. It might be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Depressed Viper looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Viper desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Depressed Viper always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. This seems a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Viper needed a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.