His Dodgy Unicorn

His Dodgy Unicorn often carried a radiator that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Unicorn desired a bag of poop that they would often hug. One might say this is a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Dodgy Unicorn desired a stretchman that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Unicorn desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Dodgy Unicorn desperately looked for a cheese grater to embrace. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of beer to smash. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is spectacular. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.