The Fucking Unicorn

The Fucking Unicorn often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Unicorn looked for a tomato that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

The Fucking Unicorn always kept a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Unicorn desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

The Fucking Unicorn always had with them a sword that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Unicorn had a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.