My Curious Unicorn

My Curious Unicorn owned a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

My Curious Unicorn desperately searched for a stretchman to insert somewhere. This seems an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Curious Unicorn always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Unicorn always kept a cup that they liked to break. It was considered to be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.

My Curious Unicorn carried a sponge that they would occasionally worship. It would be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Curious Unicorn desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it