Exciting Unicorn

Exciting Unicorn desperately wanted a rubber chicken to drop. It should be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Exciting Unicorn always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Unicorn craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Exciting Unicorn desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Unicorn often carried a mug that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Unicorn searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.