Their Lovely Unicorn

Their Lovely Unicorn always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Unicorn desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Their Lovely Unicorn had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Their Lovely Unicorn looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Unicorn always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Unicorn desperately desired a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.