A Handsome Troll

A Handsome Troll desperately desired a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

A Handsome Troll looked for a spade that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade of all things.

A Handsome Troll found a CD player to eat. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Handsome Troll desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A ball was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Troll carried a condom that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

A Handsome Troll had a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.