My Boring Troll

My Boring Troll wanted a spade that they would smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Troll carried a toilet brush that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be exciting. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Boring Troll had a computer that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be amazing. A computer would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Troll had a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Troll often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Troll always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.