The Dodgy Troll

The Dodgy Troll desperately needed a vibrator that they would often eat. This seems an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Troll had a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Troll owned a piece of paper that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Troll had a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Troll desperately wanted a ball to hug. It would be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Troll always had with them a pint of cider that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.