A Weary Troll

A Weary Troll craved for a lava lamp that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Weary Troll desired a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Weary Troll needed a pen that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen of all things.

A Weary Troll carried a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

A Weary Troll craved for a cup that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

A Weary Troll always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.