Their Square Troll

Their Square Troll desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Their Square Troll always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Their Square Troll needed a dildo that they liked to smash. It is considered to be an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Their Square Troll always carried a melon that they sometimes share. This seems a weird idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Their Square Troll desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

Their Square Troll always had with them a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.