The Lovely Troll

The Lovely Troll desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Lovely Troll always carried a lava lamp that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was exciting. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Lovely Troll always kept a little monkey that they would annihilate It was an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Lovely Troll desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Lovely Troll always carried a painting of a melon to throw. This seems a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Troll needed a vibrator that they would drop. This seems a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.