My Cute Troll

My Cute Troll desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Cute Troll owned a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Troll always kept a condom that they would occasionally break. It is a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

My Cute Troll always kept a ball that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was fun. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.

My Cute Troll wanted a lava lamp that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Cute Troll wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.