A Green Troll

A Green Troll always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It was a strange activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Troll wanted a wig that they would cuddle. It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

A Green Troll searched for a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It might have been an odd operation, to you, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Green Troll found a computer that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a computer is the item to choose.

A Green Troll needed a set square that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item selected.

A Green Troll found a pen that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A pen being the chosen item.