His Beautiful Troll

His Beautiful Troll owned a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Beautiful Troll craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. It might be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Troll craved for a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

His Beautiful Troll often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

His Beautiful Troll craved for a cup that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup having that done to it

His Beautiful Troll always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.