The Lucky Troll

The Lucky Troll often carried a dildo to smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Troll desperately needed a teapot that they liked to worship. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be entertaining. A teapot was the chosen item.

The Lucky Troll found a computer that they would often eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Lucky Troll desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. This seems a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Lucky Troll needed a cucumber that they would often worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Troll always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was amazing. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.