The Bum Loving Troll

The Bum Loving Troll desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. It would be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately desired a helmet that they would throw. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Troll always carried a hat that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a new action, to many, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Troll desired a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.