The Big Troll

The Big Troll always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Big Troll craved for a wig to throw. It might be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Troll always had with them a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Big Troll found a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Troll desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often hug. It might be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Big Troll desperately needed a vibrator that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen item.