My Famous Sparrow

My Famous Sparrow had a crown that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a new operation, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Sparrow looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Famous Sparrow always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Sparrow always had with them a Harry Potter wand to hug. It might be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

My Famous Sparrow looked for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It was a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Sparrow craved for a hat that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A hat is the item to opt for.