The Exceptional Snake

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The Exceptional Snake desperately looked for a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Snake owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Snake found a cup that they would drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Snake desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often drop. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Snake had a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Snake owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.