My Handsome Snake

My Handsome Snake desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes break. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Snake carried a wig that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Snake desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Handsome Snake always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Snake carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was exciting. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Snake desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.