His Little Snake

His Little Snake often carried a can of Tango that they would play with. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Little Snake craved for a toilet brush that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

His Little Snake searched for a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Little Snake needed a set of lego to put up their bum. This is certainly an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

His Little Snake carried a condom that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Little Snake desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would play with. It might be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.