The Handsome Snake

The Handsome Snake desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Snake desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Snake searched for a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Snake desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Snake often carried a magic 8 ball to break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Handsome Snake carried a helmet that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was selected.