The Purple Snake

The Purple Snake found a set of lego that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

The Purple Snake wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Purple Snake found a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Purple Snake desperately wanted a piece of paper to throw. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Snake carried a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Purple Snake needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A rubber johnny having that done to it