Purple Snake

Purple Snake always had with them a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It would have been a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Purple Snake needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Purple Snake desperately needed a teapot to demolish. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A teapot was the thing that was selected.

Purple Snake always kept a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Snake had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Purple Snake searched for a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.