The Unusual Servant

The Unusual Servant always carried a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It is a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Servant desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often embrace. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Servant desperately wanted a pen to throw. One might say this is an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Servant always kept a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a funny thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Servant desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Unusual Servant desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.