A Weary Servant

A Weary Servant always kept a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.

A Weary Servant desperately searched for a ball that they would hug. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

A Weary Servant desperately looked for a cucumber that they would smash. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

A Weary Servant owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Weary Servant always carried a rubber johnny to demolish. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

A Weary Servant desperately needed a bat that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.