A Horny Servant

A Horny Servant looked for a crown that they would often share. This might appear to be a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a crown is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Servant desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Servant wanted a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

A Horny Servant always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally break. This seems an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is fun. A helmet is the item to choose.

A Horny Servant looked for a dildo that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Horny Servant always carried a lava lamp that they would hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.