My Grumpy Servant

My Grumpy Servant searched for a tomato that they liked to embrace. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Servant had a can of coke that they would put on his head. It might be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Servant desired a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Servant desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was out of this world. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Servant desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Grumpy Servant searched for a vibrator that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.