The Jolly Servant

The Jolly Servant looked for a magic 8 ball to experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Servant craved for a porno magazine that they would hug. This seems a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Jolly Servant desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes hug. It was a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A bat is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Servant always kept a hat to try to balance on their head. It should be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Servant found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Servant craved for a block of cheese that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.