My Exceptional Servant

My Exceptional Servant often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Servant craved for a porno magazine that they would annihilate This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Servant needed a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Servant needed a stapler to eat. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Servant always kept a toilet brush that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Servant wanted a teapot that they sometimes worship. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.