His Eccentric Servant

His Eccentric Servant always kept a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese having that done to it

His Eccentric Servant always had with them a dildo that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

His Eccentric Servant desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Servant desired a sword that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Servant desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally throw. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Servant craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego of all things.