A Hungry Servant

A Hungry Servant desperately needed a pencil sharpener to worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

A Hungry Servant desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to share. It should have been a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

A Hungry Servant desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

A Hungry Servant often carried a sponge to worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

A Hungry Servant desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item opted for.

A Hungry Servant often carried a cheese grater that they would eat. It was an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.