Her Hungry Servant

Her Hungry Servant always carried a hat to hug. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered it was fun. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Hungry Servant carried a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Her Hungry Servant needed a pint of cider to share. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Her Hungry Servant always carried a pencil sharpener that they would hug. It should be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered it was sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Hungry Servant always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Her Hungry Servant desired a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.