The Lovely Scammer

The Lovely Scammer wanted a mug that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A mug was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Scammer often carried a pen that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Scammer had a spade that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a spade being the item opted for.

The Lovely Scammer desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Scammer desperately wanted a mug that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

The Lovely Scammer always carried a can of coke that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.