A Fucking Scammer

A Fucking Scammer looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Scammer had a condom that they would often sleep with. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Fucking Scammer often carried a stretchman to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Scammer desperately desired a teapot that they would hug. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Fucking Scammer desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was epic. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Fucking Scammer needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A toilet brush is the item that was chosen.